Instrument Puns
| Pun | Original | |
|---|---|---|
| Bill Stickers is Instrument | Tweet | Bill Stickers is innocent |
| Instrument until proven guilty | Tweet | Innocent until proven guilty |
| Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her Instrument variety | Tweet | Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale her infinite variety |
| Roswell UFO Instrument | Tweet | Roswell UFO Incident |
| BioShock Instrument | Tweet | BioShock Infinite |
| Anterior cruciate Instrument | Tweet | Anterior cruciate ligament |
| The Curious Instrument of the Dog in the Night-Time | Tweet | The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time |
| Anterior cruciate Instrument injury | Tweet | Anterior cruciate ligament injury |
| Diversity Instrument Visa | Tweet | Diversity Immigrant Visa |
| USS Liberty Instrument | Tweet | USS Liberty incident |
| Steve Bartman Instrument | Tweet | Steve Bartman incident |
| Mellon Collie and the Instrument Sadness | Tweet | Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness |
| Nick and Norah's Instrument Playlist | Tweet | Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist |
| Dyatlov Pass Instrument | Tweet | Dyatlov Pass incident |
| Gulf of Tonkin Instrument | Tweet | Gulf of Tonkin Incident |
| Laconia Instrument | Tweet | Laconia incident |
| Instrument relationship | Tweet | Intimate relationship |
| Instrument Drinks | Tweet | Innocent Drinks |
| Instrument Jest | Tweet | Infinite Jest |
| Instrument Loop | Tweet | Infinite Loop |
| Tax Instrument financing | Tweet | Tax increment financing |
| Instrument part | Tweet | Intimate part |
| Anterior cruciate Instrument reconstruction | Tweet | Anterior cruciate ligament reconstruction |
| Instrument monkey theorem | Tweet | Infinite monkey theorem |
| Dakota Instrument | Tweet | Dakota Incident |
| Dick Cheney hunting Instrument | Tweet | Dick Cheney hunting incident |
| Instrument Command System | Tweet | Incident Command System |
| Mukden Instrument | Tweet | Mukden Incident |
| Hainan Island Instrument | Tweet | Hainan Island incident |
| Vela Instrument | Tweet | Vela Incident |
| Medial collateral Instrument | Tweet | Medial collateral ligament |
| Corrupted Blood Instrument | Tweet | Corrupted Blood incident |
| Crisis on Instrument Earths | Tweet | Crisis on Infinite Earths |
| Instrument Challenge | Tweet | Infinite Challenge |
| Instrument Crisis | Tweet | Infinite Crisis |
| Chappaquiddick Instrument | Tweet | Chappaquiddick incident |
| Intermediate Instrument | Tweet | Intermediate filament |
| Instrument management | Tweet | Incident management |
| 1960 U-2 Instrument | Tweet | 1960 U-2 incident |
| Marco Polo Bridge Instrument | Tweet | Marco Polo Bridge Incident |
| Instrument generations | Tweet | Immigrant generations |
| Instrument impulse response | Tweet | Infinite impulse response |
| Max Headroom broadcast signal intrusion Instrument | Tweet | Max Headroom broadcast signal intrusion incident |
| Rendlesham Forest Instrument | Tweet | Rendlesham Forest Incident |
| Sliding Instrument model | Tweet | Sliding filament model |
| Falciform Instrument | Tweet | Falciform ligament |
| Patellar Instrument | Tweet | Patellar ligament |
| Jimmy Carter rabbit Instrument | Tweet | Jimmy Carter rabbit incident |
| An Instrument Man | Tweet | An Innocent Man |
| Instrument set | Tweet | Infinite set |
| Axe Murder Instrument | Tweet | Axe Murder Incident |
| CSX 8888 Instrument | Tweet | CSX 8888 incident |
| Inguinal Instrument | Tweet | Inguinal ligament |
| Posterior cruciate Instrument | Tweet | Posterior cruciate ligament |
| Fashoda Instrument | Tweet | Fashoda Incident |
| Michael Fagan Instrument | Tweet | Michael Fagan incident |
| University of Florida Taser Instrument | Tweet | University of Florida Taser incident |
| Lacunar Instrument | Tweet | Lacunar ligament |
| Pope Instrument III | Tweet | Pope Innocent III |
| Instrument Guitar | Tweet | Infinite Guitar |
| Sean Bell Shooting Instrument | Tweet | Sean Bell Shooting Incident |
| Round Instrument | Tweet | Round ligament |
| Round Instrument of uterus | Tweet | Round ligament of uterus |
| Guilty Until Proven Instrument | Tweet | Guilty Until Proven Innocent |
| National Instrument Management System | Tweet | National Incident Management System |
| The Pineapple Instrument | Tweet | The Pineapple Incident |
| Instrument Song | Tweet | Immigrant Song |
| Church Instrument | Tweet | Church militant |
| Round Instrument of liver | Tweet | Round ligament of liver |
| Instrument parts | Tweet | Intimate parts |
| Shinjuku Instrument | Tweet | Shinjuku Incident |
| Presumed Instrument | Tweet | Presumed Innocent |
| February 26 Instrument | Tweet | February 26 Incident |
| Gulf of Sidra Instrument | Tweet | Gulf of Sidra incident |
| Mayaguez Instrument | Tweet | Mayaguez incident |
| Mercy Brown vampire Instrument | Tweet | Mercy Brown vampire incident |
| Yangju highway Instrument | Tweet | Yangju highway incident |
| Church Instrument and church triumphant | Tweet | Church militant and church triumphant |
| Anterior talofibular Instrument | Tweet | Anterior talofibular ligament |
| Ulnar collateral Instrument of elbow joint | Tweet | Ulnar collateral ligament of elbow joint |
| The Instrument | Tweet | The Incident |
| Alar Instrument | Tweet | Alar ligament |
| Broad Instrument of the uterus | Tweet | Broad ligament of the uterus |
| Cruciate Instrument | Tweet | Cruciate ligament |
| Fibular collateral Instrument | Tweet | Fibular collateral ligament |
| Instrument of head of femur | Tweet | Ligament of head of femur |
| Oblique popliteal Instrument | Tweet | Oblique popliteal ligament |
| Ulnar collateral Instrument | Tweet | Ulnar collateral ligament |
| Air Force One photo op Instrument | Tweet | Air Force One photo op incident |
| Reginald Denny Instrument | Tweet | Reginald Denny incident |
| Robert Taylor Instrument | Tweet | Robert Taylor incident |
| The Ox-Bow Instrument | Tweet | The Ox-Bow Incident |
| Nuchal Instrument | Tweet | Nuchal ligament |
| The Instrument Man: Murder and Injustice in a Small Town | Tweet | The Innocent Man: Murder and Injustice in a Small Town |
| Instrument cyclic | Tweet | Infinite cyclic |
| Alien Abduction: Instrument in Lake County | Tweet | Alien Abduction: Incident in Lake County |
| Instrument report | Tweet | Incident report |
| Pectineal Instrument | Tweet | Pectineal ligament |
| Instrument Arms | Tweet | Infinite Arms |
| Instrument regress | Tweet | Infinite regress |
| 2007 United States Air Force nuclear weapons Instrument | Tweet | 2007 United States Air Force nuclear weapons incident |
| Critical Instrument stress management | Tweet | Critical incident stress management |
| JetBlue flight attendant Instrument | Tweet | JetBlue flight attendant incident |
| Namamugi Instrument | Tweet | Namamugi Incident |
| Ribbon Creek Instrument | Tweet | Ribbon Creek incident |
| Sacrotuberous Instrument | Tweet | Sacrotuberous ligament |
| Instrument Blood | Tweet | Innocent Blood |
| Dragon Ball Z: Instrument World | Tweet | Dragon Ball Z: Infinite World |
| Instrument Space | Tweet | Infinite Space |
| Instrument Stratos | Tweet | Infinite Stratos |
| 1994 Black Hawk shootdown Instrument | Tweet | 1994 Black Hawk shootdown incident |
| 2003 Baghdad DHL attempted shootdown Instrument | Tweet | 2003 Baghdad DHL attempted shootdown incident |
| Computer security Instrument management | Tweet | Computer security incident management |
| Corfu Channel Instrument | Tweet | Corfu Channel Incident |
| Dogger Bank Instrument | Tweet | Dogger Bank incident |
| Gleiwitz Instrument | Tweet | Gleiwitz incident |
| Moberly-Jourdain Instrument | Tweet | Moberly-Jourdain incident |
| Raymond Allen Davis Instrument | Tweet | Raymond Allen Davis incident |
| Instrument Tendency | Tweet | Militant Tendency |
| Calcaneofibular Instrument | Tweet | Calcaneofibular ligament |
| Cricothyroid Instrument | Tweet | Cricothyroid ligament |
| Iliofemoral Instrument | Tweet | Iliofemoral ligament |
| Median arcuate Instrument syndrome | Tweet | Median arcuate ligament syndrome |
| Posterior sacroiliac Instrument | Tweet | Posterior sacroiliac ligament |
| Instrument to Cure | Tweet | Difficult to Cure |
| The Instrument Adventures of a London Call Girl | Tweet | The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl |
| Another Lady Instrument | Tweet | Another Lady Innocent |
| The Sky Crawlers: Instrument Aces | Tweet | The Sky Crawlers: Innocent Aces |
| Instrument divisibility | Tweet | Infinite divisibility |
| Instrument Undiscovery | Tweet | Infinite Undiscovery |
| The Nostalgia of the Instrument | Tweet | The Nostalgia of the Infinite |
| 2001 Japan Airlines mid-air Instrument | Tweet | 2001 Japan Airlines mid-air incident |
| Chola Instrument | Tweet | Chola incident |
| Critical Instrument Technique | Tweet | Critical Incident Technique |
| Dugway sheep Instrument | Tweet | Dugway sheep incident |
| George H. W. Bush vomiting Instrument | Tweet | George H. W. Bush vomiting incident |
| Hamdania Instrument | Tweet | Hamdania incident |
| Instrument at Pristina | Tweet | Incident at Pristina |
| Japan Air Lines flight 1628 Instrument | Tweet | Japan Air Lines flight 1628 incident |
| Komagata Maru Instrument | Tweet | Komagata Maru incident |
| Sankebetsu brown bear Instrument | Tweet | Sankebetsu brown bear incident |
| The Auspicious Instrument | Tweet | The Auspicious Incident |
| The Bedford Instrument | Tweet | The Bedford Incident |
| The String Cheese Instrument | Tweet | The String Cheese Incident |
| U-2 Instrument | Tweet | U-2 incident |
| United States military nuclear Instrument terminology | Tweet | United States military nuclear incident terminology |
| Wounded Knee Instrument | Tweet | Wounded Knee incident |
| Cardinal Instrument | Tweet | Cardinal ligament |
| Lisfranc Instrument | Tweet | Lisfranc ligament |
| Medial Instrument of talocrural joint | Tweet | Medial ligament of talocrural joint |
| Supraspinous Instrument | Tweet | Supraspinous ligament |
| The Instrument Crossing | Tweet | The Difficult Crossing |
| Instrument Smoothies | Tweet | Innocent Smoothies |
| Pope Instrument VIII | Tweet | Pope Innocent VIII |
| Pope Instrument XI | Tweet | Pope Innocent XI |
| Pope Instrument XII | Tweet | Pope Innocent XII |
| The Wild, the Instrument & the E Street Shuffle | Tweet | The Wild, the Innocent & the E Street Shuffle |
| Approximately Instrument Universe | Tweet | Approximately Infinite Universe |
| Instrument series | Tweet | Infinite series |
| 1976 Tehran UFO Instrument | Tweet | 1976 Tehran UFO incident |
| Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Instrument | Tweet | Artemis Fowl: The Arctic Incident |
| Falcon Lake Instrument | Tweet | Falcon Lake incident |
| Instrument On and Off a Mountain Road | Tweet | Incident On and Off a Mountain Road |
| Kecksburg UFO Instrument | Tweet | Kecksburg UFO incident |
| Mass Transit Instrument | Tweet | Mass Transit incident |
| Mass-casualty Instrument | Tweet | Mass-casualty incident |
| Meng Zhaoguo Instrument | Tweet | Meng Zhaoguo Incident |
| The Enterprise Instrument | Tweet | The Enterprise Incident |
| The Long Island Instrument | Tweet | The Long Island Incident |
| UCLA Taser Instrument | Tweet | UCLA Taser incident |
| The Instrument | Tweet | The Immigrant |
| Anterior longitudinal Instrument | Tweet | Anterior longitudinal ligament |
| Anterior sacroiliac Instrument | Tweet | Anterior sacroiliac ligament |
| Arcuate popliteal Instrument | Tweet | Arcuate popliteal ligament |
| Ovarian Instrument | Tweet | Ovarian ligament |
| Plantar calcaneonavicular Instrument | Tweet | Plantar calcaneonavicular ligament |
| Pulmonary Instrument | Tweet | Pulmonary ligament |
| Round Instrument pain | Tweet | Round ligament pain |
| Scapholunate Instrument | Tweet | Scapholunate ligament |
| Splenorenal Instrument | Tweet | Splenorenal ligament |
| Instrument Apparel | Tweet | Intimate Apparel |
| Hearts of the Instrument | Tweet | Hearts of the Innocent |
| Instrument Steps | Tweet | Innocent Steps |
| No One Is Instrument | Tweet | No One Is Innocent |
| Finite and Instrument Games | Tweet | Finite and Infinite Games |
| Instrument monkey theorem in popular culture | Tweet | Infinite monkey theorem in popular culture |
| 2010 Senkaku boat collision Instrument | Tweet | 2010 Senkaku boat collision incident |
| Albania-Yugoslav border Instrument | Tweet | Albania-Yugoslav border incident |
| Hawker Hunter Tower Bridge Instrument | Tweet | Hawker Hunter Tower Bridge incident |
| High Instrument | Tweet | High Incident |
| Instrument at Gaoping Tombs | Tweet | Incident at Gaoping Tombs |
| Instrument at Loch Ness | Tweet | Incident at Loch Ness |
| Instrument at Petrich | Tweet | Incident at Petrich |
| Marin County courthouse Instrument | Tweet | Marin County courthouse incident |
| Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Instrument | Tweet | Mystery Case Files: The Malgrave Incident |
| Neomugicha Instrument | Tweet | Neomugicha incident |
| Nexus: The Jupiter Instrument | Tweet | Nexus: The Jupiter Incident |
| NYPD subway sodomy Instrument | Tweet | NYPD subway sodomy incident |
| Pine Tar Instrument | Tweet | Pine Tar Incident |
| Roswell Instrument | Tweet | Roswell incident |
| Steam tunnel Instrument | Tweet | Steam tunnel incident |
| USS Panay Instrument | Tweet | USS Panay incident |
| USS Stark Instrument | Tweet | USS Stark Incident |
| Carnival Vol. II: Memoirs of an Instrument | Tweet | Carnival Vol. II: Memoirs of an Immigrant |
| Broad Instrument | Tweet | Broad ligament |
| Coracoclavicular Instrument | Tweet | Coracoclavicular ligament |
| Deltoid Instrument | Tweet | Deltoid ligament |
| Gastrocolic Instrument | Tweet | Gastrocolic ligament |
| Medial umbilical Instrument | Tweet | Medial umbilical ligament |
| Radial collateral Instrument of elbow joint | Tweet | Radial collateral ligament of elbow joint |
| Uterosacral Instrument | Tweet | Uterosacral ligament |
| Instrument examination | Tweet | Intimate examination |
| Instrument Victim | Tweet | Innocent Victim |
| Pope Instrument X | Tweet | Pope Innocent X |
| Seduction of the Instrument | Tweet | Seduction of the Innocent |
| Disgaea Instrument | Tweet | Disgaea Infinite |
| Instrument descent | Tweet | Infinite descent |
| Instrument Girls | Tweet | Infinite Girls |
| Witness accounts of the Roswell UFO Instrument | Tweet | Witness accounts of the Roswell UFO incident |
| Instrument poor | Tweet | Impotent poor |
| Instrument winding | Tweet | Filament winding |
| Galaxy Instrument | Tweet | Galaxy filament |
| Anterior meniscofemoral Instrument | Tweet | Anterior meniscofemoral ligament |
| Anular Instrument of radius | Tweet | Anular ligament of radius |
| Coronary Instrument | Tweet | Coronary ligament |
| Coronary Instrument of the knee | Tweet | Coronary ligament of the knee |
| Gastrosplenic Instrument | Tweet | Gastrosplenic ligament |
| Hepatoduodenal Instrument | Tweet | Hepatoduodenal ligament |
| Interosseous sacroiliac Instrument | Tweet | Interosseous sacroiliac ligament |
| Intertransverse Instrument | Tweet | Intertransverse ligament |
| Lateral collateral Instrument of ankle joint | Tweet | Lateral collateral ligament of ankle joint |
| Instrument of Treitz | Tweet | Ligament of Treitz |
| Long plantar Instrument | Tweet | Long plantar ligament |
| Palmar radioulnar Instrument | Tweet | Palmar radioulnar ligament |
| Periodontal Instrument | Tweet | Periodontal ligament |
| Posterior atlantoaxial Instrument | Tweet | Posterior atlantoaxial ligament |
| Posterior longitudinal Instrument | Tweet | Posterior longitudinal ligament |
| Spiral Instrument | Tweet | Spiral ligament |
| Superior transverse scapular Instrument | Tweet | Superior transverse scapular ligament |
| Suspensory Instrument of ovary | Tweet | Suspensory ligament of ovary |
| Trapezoid Instrument | Tweet | Trapezoid ligament |
| Instrument Eyes | Tweet | Innocent Eyes |
| Instrument Life: A Futuristic Harvest Moon | Tweet | Innocent Life: A Futuristic Harvest Moon |
| Instrument owner defense | Tweet | Innocent owner defense |
| Instrument Voices | Tweet | Innocent Voices |
| Pope Instrument IV | Tweet | Pope Innocent IV |
| Pope Instrument IX | Tweet | Pope Innocent IX |
| Spectral Force 3: Instrument Rage | Tweet | Spectral Force 3: Innocent Rage |
| The Instrument | Tweet | The Innocent |
| Countdown to Instrument Crisis | Tweet | Countdown to Infinite Crisis |
| Dedekind-Instrument set | Tweet | Dedekind-infinite set |
| Instrument Ryvius | Tweet | Infinite Ryvius |
| The Instrument Monkey Cage | Tweet | The Infinite Monkey Cage |
| The Instrument Wonders of Creation | Tweet | The Infinite Wonders of Creation |
| Instrument and decrement operators | Tweet | Increment and decrement operators |
| Mean annual Instrument | Tweet | Mean annual increment |
| The Instrument | Tweet | The Increment |
| AEC Instrument | Tweet | AEC Militant |
| Acromioclavicular Instrument | Tweet | Acromioclavicular ligament |
| Bifurcated Instrument | Tweet | Bifurcated ligament |
| Coracoacromial Instrument | Tweet | Coracoacromial ligament |
| Gastrophrenic Instrument | Tweet | Gastrophrenic ligament |
| Hepatogastric Instrument | Tweet | Hepatogastric ligament |
| Hyoepiglottic Instrument | Tweet | Hyoepiglottic ligament |
| Iliolumbar Instrument | Tweet | Iliolumbar ligament |
| Interspinal Instrument | Tweet | Interspinal ligament |
| Lateral talocalcaneal Instrument | Tweet | Lateral talocalcaneal ligament |
| Posterior sacrococcygeal Instrument | Tweet | Posterior sacrococcygeal ligament |
| Posterior talofibular Instrument | Tweet | Posterior talofibular ligament |
| Radial collateral Instrument | Tweet | Radial collateral ligament |
| Radial collateral Instrument of thumb | Tweet | Radial collateral ligament of thumb |
| Sacrospinous Instrument | Tweet | Sacrospinous ligament |
| Sphenomandibular Instrument | Tweet | Sphenomandibular ligament |
| Stylohyoid Instrument | Tweet | Stylohyoid ligament |
| Transverse carpal Instrument | Tweet | Transverse carpal ligament |
| Transverse Instrument of knee | Tweet | Transverse ligament of knee |
| Vocal Instrument | Tweet | Vocal ligament |