Football Puns
| Pun | Original | |
|---|---|---|
| Football vestibule | Tweet | Vulval vestibule |
| Football cancer | Tweet | Vulvar cancer |
| Eslite Football | Tweet | Eslite Bookstore |
| Football vestibulitis | Tweet | Vulvar vestibulitis |
| Football Myiasis | Tweet | Vulvar Myiasis |
| Football Teutonicus | Tweet | Furor Teutonicus |
| Strand Football | Tweet | Strand Bookstore |